Batting Bard Prints

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

Shakespeare in the clink

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

Cricket

Grange Hildegard.

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

Pirate

Cricket.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Toast baseball.

If cows would write fairy tales...

'Are you sure that's right, only we Sagittarians aren't usually that ambitious.'

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'