Batting Bard Prints

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

Shakespeare in the clink

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

Imran Khan

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"More sonnets and tragedies? You know the big money is in children's books, right Shakespeare?"

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

Grange Hildegard.

Cricket

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Pirate

Cricket.

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

Toast baseball.

If cows would write fairy tales...

'Are you sure that's right, only we Sagittarians aren't usually that ambitious.'

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

"10/1 says I lose the next bet."

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'