Battery Humorist Mugs

"Looks like Del's having another acid flash back."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

AA Meeting Here Today

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

"The Eggsorcist"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

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Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."