Battery Humorist Mugs

"Looks like Del's having another acid flash back."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"This stool shall pass."

AA Meeting Here Today

Driverless cars rage.

"The Eggsorcist"

Screen Time vs Book Time

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

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"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

His & hers towels.