Bathtub Boater Prints

'How's the water skiing?'

Baby Hairstyles.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Ahoy!"

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

Howard's flies make their break.

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Is this the open house?'

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

Duck Bath

Soap Recovery Ship

Climbing into the bathtub

Doing our bit to save the planet.

Emergency Sails.

Bathing Women

The View from the Yacht