Bathtub Boater Prints

'How's the water skiing?'

Baby Hairstyles.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Ahoy!"

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

Howard's flies make their break.

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Is this the open house?'

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

Duck Bath

Climbing into the bathtub

Soap Recovery Ship

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

Doing our bit to save the planet.

Bathing Women

The View from the Yacht

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

Emergency Sails.