Bathtime Bandit Mugs

'Mr. Clark, if you ever want to have a bath with your favourite rubber duck again, we want two loaves of fresh white bread! And don't even think of calling the cops!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Lady of the bath...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Scotsman in the bath...

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Nannies Of The Old West

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Another Rookie Mistake

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'