Bathroom Comedian Prints

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'The neighbours say can you keep it down a bit while they are letting off fireworks!'

'Battle of Trafalgar Bath Set.'

"You haven't been using your bed pan again, have you?"

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

"Are you OK, you look a bit flushed."

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"For goodness sake, I thought you were drowning."

"I take it you're lost."

Toilet Out Of Order

Go, or I'll call the police.

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

"There's nothing like a long, hot shower."

'Emergency Services! There's been a chain reaction at East Burkesby Sewerage Farm!'

Restroom.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'A ballcock and a toilet seat please...'

'The doofus has gone and hanged himself again. . .'

Multiple floaters! Gah! - 'They look a bit like little brown fish.' - 'Well hello little fishy-wishes...' -

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Mummies solution.

"Seat's down again. I see our little talk the other day didn't do much good."

'Water resistant to 50 metres? You're resistant to six inches of bathwater.'

"There's another brown balloon floating in the toilet! Darn it, Barbara, I'm tired of telling you to flush!"

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

Jockey's Toilets

Before the invention of toilet paper.

"Haha! Look at this funny thing on the small computer I never wash but use all the time while I'm pooping."

Don't you hate... washroom sinks that never deliver any hot water... and drinking fountains that only deliver hot water.

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."