Bathroom Bookworm Prints

"And this is George's reading room."

Spot the ballcock

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I must have eaten something bad. I've been going to the bathroom all day."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Bookworm

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

No-Work Orange