Bathing Suits Mugs

'Everybody wears them these days!'

"More like 95% off!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Baby Hairstyles.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Scotsman in the bath...

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Shower curtain call.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath