Bathing Expert Mugs

'Let me introduce the new wonder commodity, called soap.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'