Bathing Expert Mugs

'Let me introduce the new wonder commodity, called soap.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

How to recover from a bad day