Bath Time Jokesters Mugs

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

Now! That's very good sweety!

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

A plunger in an outhouse

Religious toilets.