Bass Guitarist Pillows

"Practice produces many benefits for the bass guitarist: smoother scales, faster arpeggios, and apparently the ability to peel a grapefruit with one hand."

Louis Armstrong

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

ZZZZZZZ Top

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Jazz is Invented

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Chano Pozo,

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Eric Clapton.

Dynamite little combo

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Loud mouth bass.

Guitar Man.

"Tong!"