Bass Guitar Prints

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"Tong!"

Dynamite little combo

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Loud mouth bass.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."