Bass Guitar Prints

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

Robert Fripp

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Tong!"

Dynamite little combo

Loud mouth bass.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."