Basketball Underwater Enthusiast Mugs

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Gary turns 40.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

The Salmon Run

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Why moms make bad refs.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'