Basketball Prodigy Admirer T-Shirts

You're Tracy Jensen? What of it? What happened to you? Last year, you were a sweet little 7-year-old on the girls' basketball team we sponsor. Not I'm an 8-year-old scoring 32 points a night and wondering where my @#$% hot chocolate is. Still sweet as all get up. Make it happen, runt.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Pete Sampras

Raheem Sterling

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Bradley Wiggins

Wilfried Zaha

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Football Sculpture.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

Bradley Wiggins

Rugby Mad.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Jozef Golonka

Sergio Aguero

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

Rugby golden oldies.

"That's for our son. . . the one with a basketball scholarship!"

'These are great seats, Kenny'

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Muhammad Ali

Horse's first introduction to native Americans.

Tom and Nancy Seaver

Joachim Low

'CSI: Basketball.'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"