Basketball History Buff Mugs

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Caveman Basketball

"Good game."

The Salmon Run

Funky Facts: Football.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

Puppy.

Basketball.

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'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Kobe Bryant

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill