Basketball Bouncing Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm out of ideas, Otto, so today I'll just be bouncing this basketball off you.'

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Playing pig

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

I love Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

Basketball.

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'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Game In A Can.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'