Basketball Bouncing Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm out of ideas, Otto, so today I'll just be bouncing this basketball off you.'

"Good game."

The Salmon Run

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

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Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Game In A Can.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.