Baseball Betting Enthusiast Mugs

"So you haven't had a raise in 5 years. I haven't won in your baseball pool in 10 years!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Sheltering in place.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

How I met your mother

"Slugger goes yard!!!"