Baseball Betting Enthusiast Mugs

"So you haven't had a raise in 5 years. I haven't won in your baseball pool in 10 years!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Sheltering in place.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Extra innings.

How I met your mother

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."