Bartering Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Philosopher trading cards.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

TTIP

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

The Art of Bantering!

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Wall Street Lights.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"