Barter System Enthusiast Prints

"Now, follow me. . . You, on the other hand, have tons of hay but need milk. Right? I, on the other hand, have plenty of milk but need hay. . ."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Rum Mage Sale Today

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon."

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

"Sorry. Cash only."

Change and barter machines.

'Cooking utensils - always good for bartering.'

Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."

"Barter? I don't know. Exactly what do you have in mind?"

Man asking prositute 'What do I get for �8 and two used Jane Fonda videos?'

"How much for my golf ball?"

'Pay the bill in trade, as usual, Doc?'