Barry White Aficionado Prints

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Tired Barbie

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Cowboy Suitcase.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

"I'd like a trigger warning."