Barrack Life Aficionado Mugs

Officer describes Christmas in the barracks as like a Sunday without 'Bell's Life'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Static cling."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Army Barracks

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Heel! Toe!

'Stupid telebarketers.'

Fingerlings.

"I bark, therefore I am."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'