Baroque Gifts

Theorbo

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Baroque Peacock

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"This never happened."

Litter Tray Training

"Be kind"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

A man taking a bow

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Scotch and water musick."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Ever eat a bird?"

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Leak in the fish tank.

Johannes Sebastian Bach