Barn Dance Devotee Mugs

Down On the Farm

Turn, turn and turn.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Ever eat a bird?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Fred Astaire

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Dancing in a circle

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Bad Career Move

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Johann Strauss II

Musical party at a private victorian house.

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Dancing on the beach

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Male Ballet Dancer

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'