Barn Dance Devotee Mugs

Down On the Farm

Turn, turn and turn.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Ever eat a bird?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Bad Career Move

Dancing in a circle

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Johann Strauss II

Valet (ballet) parking.

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Dancing on the beach

Male Ballet Dancer

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.