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Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog phrenology

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"I yip, therefore I am."

The Inner Dog.

One giant bark for dogkind.

I know they told me not to bark

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Dog

'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Bork! Bork!"

'Stop barking, Winston!'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"He finds that incessant barking eases the shame of being man's best friend!"

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"

'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'

"They're out. It's the damn answering machine."

Barky's little arf chart

NEW! Self-cooking chili! Just add Jalapenos!

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"Dogs don't need emojis. We can bark and wag our tails."