Bark Control Boss Prints

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Farm Humor.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

The Inner Dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

It was an impulse buy.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Who are you?

"I think he's lost."

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

"Bork! Bork!"

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

Noise machines for dogs.

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

Heel! Toe!