Bargain Critics Prints

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

A Quiet Rebuke.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Online Shopping.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

How much would you take off for cash?

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

Moanathon.

desert isle shopping trolley...

"It's just not the same."

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Bargains

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

Real estate.

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"