Barfly Sage Mugs

"I've discovered the meaning of life, just not my life."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Fried chickens.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Catnip for everyone."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Quiz Night...

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"What would you like me to play next?"

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."