Bard Buddy Prints

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare's Brain

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Shakespeare Quote

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Lasso

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'