Barber Of Seville Fan Prints

Music Lesson

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Lego Haircut

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Not you. Your hair.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

A Manicure

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Movember

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Sheep In Curlers

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Military style hedgehog

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'