Barbeque Junkie Prints

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Beach Barbecue

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Ode to a Grill

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."