Barbell Devotees Prints

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Keep fit.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

The Wonder Gym.

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

Bible Weights