Barbecue Storyteller Prints

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Aprons

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Scouts made this for me

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."