Barbecue Chef T-Shirts

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Holiday Supplies

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank