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'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

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"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

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'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank