Bar Scene Lovers Prints

'Yeah, well, my guy idolizes me so much that he collects my poop in a bag and takes it home with him.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"You're Bard!"

'Damn early birds.'

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Beer

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"To the lady in the harbor."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

Bad Hare Day

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."