Bar Hop Artist Prints

Well admit it, we're both here for the same reason! Yeah, picking up chicks.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"What other tricks does he need?"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Just the one...

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Sober Tooth Tiger

'My - You've matured, my dear.'