Bar Games Connoisseur Mugs

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Quiz Night...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Your shout!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Wine at the Bar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'The usual, Mr, H'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"