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'My balloon mortgage blew up in my face!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

Student Debt

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'These anti-depressants aren't for swallowing, sir, they're for throwing at your ex-wife.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"Can't you just say 'bippity boppity boo' and make all these messy divorce negotiations turn into pumpkins or something?"

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'