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'Well, well! It's the Joneses and their neighbors, who I see are still managing to keep up with them'

One tramp to another: "You can tell the insolvency lawyers a mile off these days."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

"Sorry, I went bankrupt. If you want payment you'll have to get in line like everybody else."

'We don't have to keep up with the Joneses any more...They've filed for bankruptcy.'

"Being insolvent isn't all that bad...just be thankful you're not one of your creditors."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'I found I win more cases if I dress the part.'

The Usual Suspects

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Keeping up with th Joneses would be insane. The Joneses filed for bankruptcy last week!'

'Great news! Our credit card limit has been raised enough for us to pay off our bankruptcy lawyer!'

Joint Ventures!

'Things are definitely not looking good, Harry.'

"I'm filing for bankruptcy. You're assets that will go to the highest bidder."

"Your company has gone bankrupt and you've been imprisoned because we gave you bad info? Didn't your mom ever teach you not to trust strangers?"

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

Bankruptcy Court - You and your chain of drive-in soup kitchens!

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

"Bankruptcy section or non-bankruptcy section?"

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'Shifting through the debris of collapsed businesses is depressing...'

Wind-Up Merchant.

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Your start-up team

Start-Up Team

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."