Bankruptcy Buffs Prints

'I've declared bankruptcy so many times my attorney refers to me as the 'universal insolvent'.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Joint Ventures!

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

Your start-up team

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

'Stocks rose on news that high unemployment is increasing consumption of booze, cigarettes, and fees for divorce counseling, therapy, and bankruptcies.'

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."