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'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

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'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."