Banking Maverick T-Shirts

'Why do you think I'm a predatory lender?'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Wait a minute....!

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

Wall Street In Jail

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'