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'Why do you think I'm a predatory lender?'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Wall Street In Jail

Tonight's Topic. How To Make a Killing In The Stock Market. I made a killing in the market once, but the only casualty was my investment.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

Another Rogue Trader

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor