Bankers' Day Mugs

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

British savings accounts

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Staff support"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'That's our mission statement.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Great Chinese Dynasties

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Mario Draghi

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Spot the difference.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Boss's Desk Says No!