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"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Fred's One Man Band / Joe's One Man Audience.

Six jazz instruments.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard"

Blowing your nose musically.

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

The band.

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

Serpent Instrument player

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

Live Elevator Music

'You're really going to be in a band?'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"See? I told you we'd win the 'Battle of the Bands."

"I'm a big fan of The Little River Band!"

Drummer auditions today 1:00-4:00

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Annie Lennox

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Come Back Tours.

Animal Band.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Mick Jagger

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.