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"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Fred's One Man Band / Joe's One Man Audience.

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Six jazz instruments.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard"

Blowing your nose musically.

'You're really going to be in a band?'

Live Elevator Music

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

The band.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

Serpent Instrument player

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Animal Band.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

How The Band Got Its Name

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

The Bleat Boys

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Drummer auditions today 1:00-4:00

"See? I told you we'd win the 'Battle of the Bands."

"Wow - great chops! We took a vote and want you in the band. All that we need now are three letters of reference and academic transcripts."

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

Musical Kangaroo and Cat