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'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Cookie Surveillance

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Children playing percussion instruments.

The Specimen Hunter

Mom's House O' Chili.

Cookie Thief

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

A dog biscuit

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?