Band Reunion Dreamer Mugs

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

He kept up his guitar practise...

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Meet the Enemy

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Artist and Musician

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Push for Disco...

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Nice jingle!'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'