Band Name Nerds Prints

"Whatta ya mean? 'The Swing Time Demons' is a great name for a band..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Moby Dick

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Mark Twain

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'