Band Name Nerds Prints

"Whatta ya mean? 'The Swing Time Demons' is a great name for a band..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Jack London

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Reading

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Mark Twain