Band Name Inventor Pillows

Your new band is called Screaming Asterisk? Where'd you come up with that? Watching Star Wars. When Luke's x-wing fighter made it's attack-run at the Death Star, it looked like a screaming asterisk. I narrowed it down to either that or "Twirling Pizza." Wait ... don't tell me ... the Millennium Falcon dodging laser-fire. "Metal Bikini" was in the running, but it was just way too obvious.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Walking Luggage.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Bright idea

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Raincloud Umbrella

Eureka!

Creative department

Mozart on a computer,

Edison: The Early Years,

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'