Banana Bread Baker Mugs

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Just be yourself."

Peel poker.

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Baker

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I'm a baahnana!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Banana striptease...

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'