Banana Bread Baker Mugs

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Just be yourself."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Banana Yoga

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Baker

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Banana striptease...

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

"I'm a baahnana!"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'

Modern animal communication