Ballot Buff Prints

Election over.

'Of course I didn't announce the election -- it was a secret ballot!'

An informed voter is a good voter

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'I'd like to congratulate my opponent for coming in next to last....'

'if the election were being held today, how would you waste your vote?'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Big Winners winners in the 2020 election...

"If I'd known they were going to win I'd have never have voted for them."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Best System in the World

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Who Let the Dawg In?

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pickle

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Conspiracy Theory Books

Our 4 Branches of Government

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Politics pre - DJT

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

'We need someone on the outside.'