Ballot Box Bandit T-Shirts

Voter Rights

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Fido and Fifi

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The Specimen Hunter

Nicola Sturgeon

The polling station

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Plagiarism

Crime section.

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Dem/Ind/GOP

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

'Another 'undecided'.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'