Balloon Collector Gifts

'Terrible mix-up at the hospital. They treated him with acupuncture.'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Single and Offended

"I think it's the work of that perky new girl in HR."

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

"Looks like someone had another 'dentist appointment!'"

No caption. (A cat with the appearance of a child holds a balloon with a bird inside).

Balloon becomes sad when it sees cacti.

Fat woman weighing herself.

Alien Attraction

Ten

"I was told it's part of the prison reform initiative."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Green Balloon

Balloon Kids

Happy Days Are Here Again

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Birthday Racing Car

Clown walks balloon dog

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Green Balloon

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Take it. It's your bonus."